Signal trace · beverage (functional wellness)

Alienkind

Every press hit, ad, BSR data point, Instagram metric, and Claude thesis the pipeline used to score Alienkind. Click any signal to inspect the source.

researchlast scored 6/30/2026
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At a glance

Founded
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HQ
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Total raised
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Last round
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Founders
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Retailers
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Instagram
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TikTok
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Jeff's verdict

Your vote biases future scoring. Hot = +8. Pass = -15.

Composite score
44/100
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Score label
Research
50% confidence
Signals captured
7
3 sources live
Scoring runs
1
first run

Rubric breakdown

Traction & velocity
5/25
Team pedigree
10/20
Authenticity / fit
7/20
Capital signal (pre-raise)
12/15
Category timing
6/12
Defensibility
4/8
Scoring rationale
PASS for a US pre-Series A CPG fund — Alienkind is an India-focused sci-fi QSR/wellness beverage hybrid that raised $3.2M pre-Series A on 06/26/2026 (Entrackr, Indian Startup News), with capital earmarked for Indian city expansion rather than a US CPG rollout. The signal bundle shows only 5 press hits (4 of which are the same funding announcement recycled), zero Foreplay ads, no verifiable Instagram, and no Amazon US footprint (the only Keepa ASIN is an unrelated German-language book). Until there is a defined US beachhead or DTC velocity, this is geographically and structurally outside Dream Makers' lane.
Traction: 5 press · 0 ads · BSR Δn/a% → 5/25
Authenticity: no IG + -1 Amazon reviews → 7/20
Capital: 4 funding press + 0 ads + $0/mo Amazon → 12/15

Score history

  • Jun 30, 09:12 PM44
    50% confidence · Research

Signal sources

Press signal

SerpAPI · Google News · 5

Ad activity

Foreplay · 0

No ad activity signals captured.

Amazon traction

Keepa · Jungle Scout · 1
  • Best BSR n/a · 90d improvement n/a%
    3759800254
    keepa · amazon_bsr · 85% conf · 6/30/2026

Instagram

Apify · 0

No instagram signals captured.

TikTok

Apify · 0

No tiktok signals captured.

USPTO trademarks

USPTO TSDR · 0

No uspto trademarks signals captured.

Reddit organic

SerpAPI · reddit.com · 0

No reddit organic signals captured.

Google Trends

SerpAPI · google_trends · 0

No google trends signals captured.

AI thesis

Claude Opus 4.7 · 1
  • PASS for a US pre-Series A CPG fund — Alienkind is an India-focused sci-fi QSR/wellness beverage hybrid that raised $3.2M pre-Series A on 06/26/2026 (Entrackr, Indian Startup News), with capital earmarked for Indian city expansion rather than a US CPG rollout. The signal bundle shows only 5 press hits (4 of which are the same funding announcement recycled), zero Foreplay ads, no verifiable Instagram, and no Amazon US footprint (the only Keepa ASIN is an unrelated German-language book). Until the
    verdict PASS
    claude.synthesis · thesis · 80% conf · 6/30/2026
●Reading live from Supabase deal_flow · brand_id alienkind · 7 signals on file.